Curse

xb0vv · Apr 13, 2006, 10:59 AM // 10:59

Your moms so fat, that heal party only healed her!

Your moms so fat, that even with charge and sprint it still looked liek she was crippled!

Your moms so fat she held HOH by sitting on the altar!

Your moms so fat it only took her to EOE BOMB!

Your moms so fat that you need 5 res sigs to rez her!

Your moms so fat that she that when she sacced it was like an earthquake!

Feel free to add your own, in relation to gw.

Canadian Bacon · Apr 13, 2006, 11:32 AM // 11:32

Your moms so fat, that even while moving 15% faster the added air resistance keeps it the same.

Your moms so fat, she sank Vizier Khilbrin's ressurected ship just by thinking about getting on.

Your moms so fat, she ate all the food from Ellie Rigby's orphanage.

Your moms so fat, even that whale on the char select menu thinks she needs to drop a few tons.

Tricose · Apr 13, 2006, 11:47 AM // 11:47

your moms so fat that she made the last mission fail by falling on the blood stone

your moms so fat it took 12 infusion runs to infuse her

Rob Van Der Sloot · Apr 13, 2006, 11:50 AM // 11:50

Your mom's so ugly, even Ettins are afraid of her
Your mom's so ugly, not even a necromancer would raise her
Your mom's so fat, Stonesummit try to milk her
Your mom's so fat, Dolyaks try to mate with her
Your mom's so fat, she had to do 50 infuse runs just to infuse her butt
Your mom's so fat, chapter 3 will take place on her gut
Your mom's so fat, Luxons initially mounted cannons on HER back by mistake
Your mom's so fat, you could salvage half your 15k armor from just her gut
Your mom's so fat, she has her own runners
Your mom's so fat, she needs her own instance just to stretch herself

tommarrow · Apr 13, 2006, 02:07 PM // 14:07

Your momma's so fat you have to map travel to get around her.

Your momma's so fat the giant turtles aspire to be that big.

Your momma's so fat her fart destroyed Ascalon (The searing)

Your momma's so fat only she can fit in a 8 man group.

Your momma's so fat you had to build your guildhall on two islands.

Your momma's so fat she has to walk everywhere, even map travel has its limits.

Your momma's so fat it took a dozen yak skins to make her a coat.

Martian · Apr 13, 2006, 03:03 PM // 15:03

Yo momma so fat, she got stuck in the frost gate

yo momma so fat, the spirit shackles dont fit

yo momma so fat, a titan got lost in her belly button

Yo momma so fat, when she wore 15k mesmer armour, even the skale vomitted

Yo momma so fat, even grawl cant knock her over

Divinitys Creature · Apr 13, 2006, 06:27 PM // 18:27

Yo momma's so fat when she went to visit Glint she expanded that whole dimension from a grain of sand into the whole beach :P

tommarrow · Apr 13, 2006, 06:31 PM // 18:31

Your momma's so fat Prince Rurik didn't die from an avalanche, she sat on him. XD

Aki Soyokaze · Apr 13, 2006, 07:10 PM // 19:10

Your momma's so fat she used the Ring of Fire as a Hula Hoop.

Your momma's so fat she uses Deldrimor Bowl to hold her soup.

Your momma's so fat that when she used Unholy Feast she took health from everyone in Tyria.

Your momma's so fat that when used Belly smash Orr it sunk into the sea.

Your momma's so fat she uses Rush to get to the dinner table.

Your momma's so fat she named her fork Hundred Blades.

Your momma's so ugly she scared the gods out of Tyria.

Your momma's so ugly she cracked the vision crystal.

ducktape · Apr 13, 2006, 08:37 PM // 20:37

Yo momma's so fat every step she takes casts Aftershock

Yo momma's so fat her elite is Cholesterol Signet

Yo momma's so fat, when she sets off Barbed Trap the spikes bend

Yo momma's so fat, Insidious Parasite can't find a way in

Yo momma's so fat, spells can exploit her corpse 5 times

jules · Apr 14, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15

Yo momma's so fat when she types /jump she gets stuck.

(My ranger's pet used to be called Yo momma... it's a big ol bear too)

fiery · Apr 14, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01

Geez yo mama threads....

Yo momma is so fat, her waist size is pre-seering to post.

Yo momma is like a grawl, furry all over.

Yo momma is like the Lich, been hit by the ugly stick way to many times.

Yo momma is like a charr near ascalon, cause shes so easy.

Divinitys Creature · Apr 14, 2006, 05:52 PM // 17:52

Yo momma so fat she's needs the stormcaller to take a shower LOL!

Divinitys Creature · Apr 15, 2006, 12:49 PM // 12:49

Yo momma so fat she ganked the radar screen and made it all red

Yo momma so fat she caved in the catacombs from above

Rob Van Der Sloot · Apr 15, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26

Yo momma is so fat, when she stretches she touches Cantha
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own res shrines
Yo momma is so fat, people hit the ground when she maptravels

Divinitys Creature · Apr 15, 2006, 04:14 PM // 16:14

Yo momma so fat all the Chapter 3 GW missions will fit on her left butt cheek :P

Yo momma so fat part of her is in yesterday and part of her is in tomorrow

ColaManiac · Apr 15, 2006, 06:20 PM // 18:20

your momma is so fat that she needs all of her energy to maintain enchantment

your momma is so fat that even gwen can't burn her

your momma is so fat that she cannot use mist form or shadow form

EchoSex · Apr 15, 2006, 06:23 PM // 18:23

Your mamma's so fat, half her ass is still stuck in presearing.

Divinitys Creature · Apr 16, 2006, 01:56 PM // 13:56

Yo momma's so fat she needed to farm 2^15 bog skales to get a belt pouch.